Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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