I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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