i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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