I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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