Having a random hookup so left but love u
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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