your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
