the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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