I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
