dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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