There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize