I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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