Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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