IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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