You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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