some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
