Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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