she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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