So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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