Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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