But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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