My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm passing your future prison.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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