yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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