I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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