; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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