My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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