Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I have already put on my inside pants.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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