he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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