So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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