is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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