your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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