yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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