Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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