My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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