I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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