omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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