so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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