K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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