He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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