There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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