Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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You. Win. At. Life.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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