I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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