He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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