And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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