Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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