i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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