so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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