You're so nebulous sometimes
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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