and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you win again, gameday.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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