I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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