would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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