Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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