____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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